I have an old buddy (who shall remain nameless to protect the guilty, or something) who is now a Microsoft employee. When I found out where he was working recently, I couldn't resist but ask him why he joined the Empire. Since we had both enjoyed watching "Mirror, Mirror" and the Star Wars movies more than once in the distant past, the question left room for any number of loaded answers regarding the evil perceptions of his employer.

Unsolicited, he responded thus:

"How did I end up on the ISS Enterprise? Why, I’m trying to fight off those space hippies searching for “The Way to Eden” over at the Goog, naturally."

Made my day.

(HINT: References are provided for the uninitiated).